"Bondage Girl"--Insecto

There's a girl that lives up in The City
(Bondage girl)
Frederick says she's very pretty
She'll take you to the lock and padded room
And do strange things to you with a broom
She passed me the python-headed mug
She passed gas and ate a little bug
I don't think she understood
I'm not from this neighborhood!

Queen of the porcelain throne
The porcelain throne
And all the boys wouldn't leave her alone
Leave her alone
She was the queen of the porcelain throne

She shaves her dog's body hair
And knitted herself some underwear
I know it seems kind of weird
But her dog had a tiny beard
(Bondage girl)
She took the whips down from the rack
And sank her claws into my sack
I don't think she understood
I'm not from this neighborhood!

She was the queen of the porcelain throne
The porcelain throne
And all the boys wouldn't leave her alone
Leave her alone
She was the queen of the porcelain throne...throne...

Bondage girl...Bondage girl...

She laid me down upon her nail bed
And clamped a vinyl hood over my head
I began to sob and shake
I feared I'd made a grave mistake
(Bondage girl)
She grabbed the condom made of spiny leather
And tickled my body with a peacock feather
She smacked me with her silver studded glove
Hey don't laugh man, I'm in love!

She was the queen of the porcelain throne
The porcelain throne
And all the boys wouldn't leave her alone
Leave her alone
She was the queen of the porcelain...

Queen of the porcelain throne
The porcelain throne
And all the boys wouldn't leave her alone
Leave her alone
She was the queen of the porcelain throne...throne...
Bondage girl...bondage girl...